American Idol Blabbing - April 22, 2008

American Idol - Top 6

Who loves Andrew Lloyd Webber? I do! I do! I love all of these stupid musicals. My favorite...Evita. I love that crap. Anyway, I Played alot of this stuff on the piano back when I was still taking lessons. This should be fun fun fun. I'm excited. I didn't make any predictions for who is singing what tonight so I should be pleasantly surprised. Paula looks pretty tonight. I like her shorter hair. f

Syesha Mercado - One Rock & Roll Too Many
I don't know this song. What is this even from? Andrew is so creepy. Um her "animated" version is annoying as crap. This sounds like "all that jazz" in the beginning. Is it just me or did the volume drop the second she started singing. It's Broadway, she needs to sing louder. That dress does not fit her or she needs a new bra, its riding on her boobs. Otherwise she looks cute. But this song is boring me. I need to go get food since I've done nothing but work on my final today. Judges love it...maybe I'm biased. But honestly I don't even hate Syesha but I really didn't think that performance was that great. Maybe it was the volume drop and my lack of food. But probably not.

Jason Castro - Memory
He's singing memory...quite a well-known song. I like this song alot so let's see how he does. I'm curious to see how he makes broadway his own.  I was writing an email so  I wasn't paying attention. I thought it sounded ok, but it really showcased how much he lacks in the vocal power area. Randy didn't like it. Paula thought it was a wise choice..hm... She really looks pretty tonight, not drugged up at all. lol Randy doesn't have any idea what she's talking about. Simon thinks it came over as a young guy being forced by your mum and dad to sing a song at a wedding you didn't want to sing. Aw poor Jason. He's in danga!

Brooke White - You Must Love Me
Oh god, she singing a song from Evita but of course not form the original musical. But that's ok...she doesn't have any idea what it's about. Oh god why does she have to ruin everything I like. Oh my god she messed it up and had to restart. Wow, worse restart in American Idol history. She looks so F*in awkward. I really hate this arrangement. Why is it so slow. I mean it's not like Madonna is a powerhouse singer or anything. She can't even compete with that. lol I just realized how much of a cop-out this song is in the first place. Everyone else has to do a broadway song and she picks a song from a movie. Whatever. Anyway, I don't by it and she makes hideous faces. And what's with the weird hand gestures. lol I'm still laughing at her messing up the beginning. Even David Archuleta sucked it up. lol. Randy didn't think it was great. Lol she looks like she's gonna cry. What went wrong? she forgot the lyrics. Oh my god why is everything she sucks at made into a good thing. Oh god please let her go home this week. Please she is so unstable that there is no way she could be the American Idol.

David Archuleta - Think of Me
Omg this is so embarrassing. David makes the funniest faces. Think of me is a good song and David is taking it in a different direction. Lol Open your eyes. Aw "little david." Let's see if he opens his eyes. Hey this sounds like a contemporary pop song. Why does David rule at everything. He could have been super cheesy and power-ballady but he chose to make a broadway song contemporary. I love this little kid. He needs to win immediately. And his eyes are open. He's so adorable even if his mouth moves weird when he sings. This kid is it. Randy says it was the bomb. Paula thinks it was perfect. Simon thinks it was pleasant, one of his weakest performances. Oh I disagree. I think he did something different on a night you thought you knew what to expect. Simon and I are not always BFF.

Carly Smithson - Jesus Christ Superstar
Carly needs to make it through this week because I'm going home this week and will be able to get my shirt! lol I'm gonna go home and discover I threw that crap away years ago. Lol he cut her off. Good All I Ask of You sounded boring and sucky. And Jesus Christ Superstar...lol Em and Melissa will be excited. I am so happy she did an upbeat song. I think she has been so uptight these past few weeks and this song gives her the opportunity to have some fun. Yay Carly! She is so cute. All she wants is for Simon to love her. I feel bad for her because she obvious has no self-confidence and needs a little confidence boost.

David Cook - Music of the Night
Ok, I love this song so I hope he's not gonna suck it.lol Andrew Lloyd Webber is a randy old man. It sounds like he's just singing like it is, which is a bit cheese ball but I guess it's better than making it gross. Lol he sounds like a sucky auditioner for broadway. Boring. People are screaming just because he's David Cook not because he's actually good. Well he can actually hit those high notes but that doesn't mean I like the crap he usually does. Its like 75% boring and 25%  ok. I guess that's better than 100% annoying as crap. Ew what's with the scream at the end. I say whatever to you, David. Randy thought it was an amazing vocal performance. lol molten hot lava bomb. Um...no. Paula thought it was fantastic. Simon thinks he made the most of the song but he doesn't prefer it. Lol he made the most of the song he was given? He chose that mess, shut it.

Overall
Brooke sucked it, Jason sucked it. Hm...who else Syesha has no fans so she should be in the bottom. But Carly'll might be in it even though she doesn't deserve it this week. Who should go home? Brooke for sucking so badly.