Ok so I have gotten like 3 hours of sleep total the past 3 days. I've been running on adrenaline...not even caffeine since I don't drink that stuff. Oh wow. I just finished my last project. It is currently 7:37 am. I would love to go to sleep but I am going to try and get over to see the professor who teaches the class I TA for so I can get my students grades set. Once I finish that, I'll be done. I'll get to sleep for a few but then I've got to clean my apartment including throwing away all the food in my refrigerator and do laundry and pack. Then I am getting the F outta Tallahassee. Thank you. I'm really excited about going home and sleeping in my bed. Ok, that's it for now.
Ok, so every year I run into the same problem...not knowing what I want for Christmas. I can never tell anyone anything. I always think up something for my mom to get me (usually a camera). But that's about it. Everyone is left to fend for themselves. In addition to being hard to shop for, I can never think of anything to get anyone either. I just sort of grab random crap and wrap it because I have to. I dread people opening my presents because I know they suck. Oh well...that's how it goes. Ok...this is what I want for Christmas...but I'm thinking I won't get it. Not only is he ridiculously hot, he played the sweetest guy ever on Sex and the City, and look how QT he is when harassed about his uneven nostril-ed ex-girlfriend Rosario Dawson.
I've been reading lists of the smartest and dumbest people in Hollywood. I thought I'd take a moment to write down a list of people I just can't stand. This is in no particular order.
1. Jessica Simpson: Ok so she's dumb...we get it...but does she have to pretend like its a good thing. Ok so its cool now to be blond, big-boobed, and as smart as a lump of dog crap? Not to mention she looks like she's having a seizure when she's singing (nothing against people with seizure disorders because I'm sure they don't think they look great during a seizure and they wouldn't voluntarily get up and sing knowing they were going to have one), she makes suck movies, and her dad is a psycho. Back in high school I had an additional reason to think she was annoying even before she revealed her stupidity on national tv...her hypocrisy. When she first hit the scene she was all...I don't want to show my belly because it's against my beliefs...then she has surgery to remove a tumor from her belly and then her stomach is everywhere because "well I have a hot stomach now..." Oh god.
2. Hilary Duff: Ok, so she's less alien-looking now that she gained a tad bit more weight. But shes still something I'd rather not look at, yes I said something. I don't really mind her as an actress...just as a "singer." This girl does not sing. She talks. Just listen to her pathetic songs.
3. Ashley Tisdale: Ok so you're 22...act like you're 22 not 15. Her songs are about as mature as a Hannah Montana song...which is great if your actually 14 like Miley Cyrus. Ok she got into the game late but that doesn't mean she has to start back where most pop stars start. You're a women...stop acting like a child...PS. she can't sing either.
4. Justin Timberlake: Your voice makes me want to vomit
I can't think of anyone else right now but here are some honorable mentions
Britney Spears: ok so I don't detest her but she needs to get some serious help and a serious image consultant
X17online.com: This isn't a person but they are a gossip/paparrazzi site that has this deal with Britney spears so they never right anything negative about her. There will be a picture of her driving while holding a jacket over her head while wearing sunglasses at night. Other sites will say it's reckless since she is obscuring her view. X17 will say something like...Oh you can't blame her because paparrazzi are always surrounding her.
Jessica Biel: she looks like a man
Heidi and Spencer: Oh please just go away
Rachel Ray: I want to smack her everytime she opens her mouth
